Terrence Malick is just embarrassing movie stars with weird sex stuff now


Terrence Malick apparently isn’t making movies anymore, he’s making elaborate excuses to put our hottest movie stars into extremely awkward sex-fetish scenarios that are about as titillating as invasive dentistry.

Only two reasons I can think for why he might be doing this: To thoroughly embarrass famous people without anyone realizing it, or to gratify his own bizarro, wildly inaccurate notions about how human beings sate their carnal desires. If it’s the former, I admire his diabolical plan, but it must be stopped; if the latter, it’s just weird and icky and also must be stopped. Either way, Terrence Malick must be stopped. …

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